None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.
How can it be fake if it’s not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that’s as straight as it gets.
Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures.
Gay: user’s name is Callum.
Silicone no. But TPE, which melts ~170°C (~340°F) might. Still fake tho.
How does one expect freezing to disinfect?
Tbf it does. All sushi in the US is required to be frozen first for that reason
That’s only for specific fish parasites. Or else we could just freeze beef, thaw it and eat it raw.
Bruh, you can eat raw beef
That’s only because a hunk of beef is so large that many unsafe elements can’t penetrate. You trim off the outside and are left with something much safer, so long as it is consumed quickly enough. It is the same reason why you don’t need to freeze tuna, because tuna are fucking huge.
Also, be careful when grinding meat, or even cutting it, because if you end up with the shit on the outside being pushed into the cuts on the inside then none of it matters and you’re back to square fucked.
theres vegan meat?
There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…
My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.
