I know someone that has all the cool game things you can have, and collectibles and rare issues of whatever graphics cards

They’re in a stupid amount of debt, I have no idea how they are paying it off either, might be something that’s going to collections or destroy credit forever

thanks Mario but it’s me. I’m fucking ugly

This is the cursed case when you case the forbidden scroll of the ancients: switch (true) { }

edit: on second thought I’m not sure now I’ll have to think about how fall through cases work

nested lonely ifs?

someone execute this man at once

my toxic trait is that I do not walk up to a lion for fear they sense my schizo vibes

fake: everyone doing freaky shit but me

gay: camping

and by “it” I mean … well … my pipeline