i had gay shipmates during my Navy career in the 1990s , during don’t ask don’t tell.
Those that want to serve will just have to do what gay folks have always done.
I never had a problem with my friends and shipmates sexual preferences.
It didn’t involve me It’s not my fuckin business.
It didn’t involve me It’s not my fuckin business.
And that is exactly how things should be.
Unfortunately, ChristoFascists are inordinately obsessed about the “morality” of other people, and tend to demand that the government gets involvedved in regulating what goes on in those bedrooms.
Just not their bedrooms.
Same in the 00s. Everyone knew and no one gave a shit.
Side note: I love how “fuckin business” works a couple of ways.
Man shoutout homosexuality frfr
If only this worked in my country(
well you didn’t know but you’re now in the worldwide gay army!
I’ll run the pleasure squad like American moms run parent-teacher meetings in movies and TV shows.
now we’re talking! 🥵🏳️🌈
I’d like to see the uniforms
You’re already wearing it.
I hear they’re fabulous.
I wonder why don’t everybody just say they’re gay to escape the service?
They can’t. You have to “prove” you’re gay.
OK, this is going to be interesting… How did you prove it?
Pull a handful of peanut butter out of your shorts and eat it in front of the selection officer. Some musician did that IIRC.
I came across the boldest, most unfiltered military guy there. Exchange went something like this: Sen erkek misin? Evet, erkeğim. Ama bir kıza benziyorsun? Evet. Eminim bir sürü erkek seni becermek istiyordur. (Are you a guy? Yes, I am a guy. But you look like a girl? Yes. I’m sure a lot of guys want to fuck you.) I also asked them if they wanted to see pics / vids of me having sex and they said yes, so I showed them. They asked what my favorite position is and I answered başım aşağıdayken köpek stili ve adamın ayağı yüzümde (doggy style with my head down and his foot on my face). It was an experience to say the least.
a sub exhibitionist bottom into humiliation would be absolutely drooling at the idea of that scenario holy shit
I came across the boldest, most unfiltered military guy there.
Yeah, that ought to do it.
That is utterly glorious. I’m sorry you had to go through it
So, if you are the hyper-manly chest hair and leather jackets gay, you get drafted?
So you can be excluded from service if you prove that you fit every stereotype?
Basically.
It’s me, the unfiltered military guy. Gonna need to see that proof again.
I was unprepared for this answer.
Bluebee knew it was gonna be interesting
LMFAO
This really sounds like one of the pornos I’ve read. Except there’s mpreg n shit like that in there too
Bro I think they might be far gayer than you ever thought of being. They’re institutionalizing getting free gay porn that they then watch together.
Step brother I am stuck in the washing machine! Quick step on my face and fuck me and somehow that might fix it! (Porn music begins)
Now I’m interested does one have to have sex with Erdogan to prove he is gay?
I’d let Erdogan boink me if it meant I don’t join the military.
Modern whorefare
call of dicky
Bravo Tango 7274, going dark
Some I’d imagine want to serve
[off topic] In the science fiction classic “The Forever War” Earth’s future army is all homosexual thanks to mental conditioning.
I think large parts of the world were, it was promoted as a way to curb overpopulation.
It’s a good military scifi but some of the descriptions of the future world do raise some eyebrows today hah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato's_Retreat [nsfw]
The 1970s were a much, much different time.
Haha yes
Man, you just convinced me to turn homosexual
SMH in my country you would’ve had to do it. Unless you’d gone vegan.
Vegan, gay and not willing to use weapons you’d still be eligible in Finland. But you can also just say you want to do alternative service and don’t have to be in the military.
That actually sounds quite sane, except the not willing to use weapons part. I would have assumed that would get one straight to alternative service
I’d imagine they’d recommend you pick alternative service, but it’s still a possibility if one wants to do military service without weapons.
Got my pembe tezkere (pink certificate) and escaped legalized slavery. Life’s good. 😻
TIL
