I have a 16-year-old son. I’m in my early 30s (had him very young) and a professional footballer. My son also dreams of becoming a successful footballer (he’s been playing since he was 6), but he’s just… not great. He’s good, but not great - and in this extremely competitive industry you need to be at least great in order to even stand a chance. So I told him, as someone who’s been doing this for a very, very long time & is active in this sphere, that he should find another, more attainable dream. He took it as me not believing in him, but I’m just objective and realistic.
He has to learn for himself. You learn from mistakes. My mom told me I’m too smart to drive trucks. Guess what I do 20 years later?
fluffer?
Rocket surgeon?
Truck Scientist!
Pretty much. Also Traffic analyst.
I can fix rockets no problem.
Cam whore?
Dont shame me for having a nice dick :)
You had a catastrophic accident that lowered your mental facilities enough to allow you to drive trucks?
What do you even mean by this?
Brain damage from an injury made him “dumb enough” to drive a truck. It’s a joke riffing on the idea that someone who’s smart shouldn’t do a job for “stupid” people lest they waste their potential.
Waste your potential if it makes you happy!!!
Demon king ?
Only when I play metal!
Astrophysicist?
I watch the stars…
That’s a big lol from me! Thank you
Shift manager at Panera?
The pay is shit!
You teach other people to drive trucks?
Sometimes
Gigolo?
Just a gigolo, everywhere I go, people say the same about me! 🎶
Caught am interesting vid earlier about Prince Albert causing a scandal for having been a patron at an all male brothel during Victoria’s reign. Forced morality is a baneful curse.
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Of course not, the body would be so rotten I could sell it as crude oil.
Is your refrigerator working?
Dishwasher mechanic?
YouTube teaches you this.
Marine?
If only I was younger and dumber
Stand up comedian?
I should be.
All the above
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