One of them stupidly expensive watches, that is worth more than a house, might be the best way to move value across borders. But you gotta find a sucker to buy it.

Solid Gold anal beads are limited only by your courage.

Heroin is quite compact, and always holds its value of you’re travelling from lower socioeconomic to higher.

I love talking shop with my fellow silent service enthusiasts!

“It gets really hot in here”