Jonathan Swift

Post your memes when the tomato timer goes off and everything is above board… or so I tell myself.

Yes, in octal notation. You can express an IP using other bases.

We always have at least one thing on our counter that would otherwise be thrown into recycling, but it was rinsed and kept because it’ll make a good grease receptacle.

55555555

All addresses that that start in 555 were left open by the internet protocol developers just for movies and TV shows.

I think they mean, why are AI companies plagiarizing the Greendale flag? AI Pluribus Anus

Every time a pic of this book gets posted somewhere I get the urge to rewatch The Magicians because it reminds me of when Penny lost the ability to cast with his hands so the Librarians tried to teach him sphincter magic.

Microsoft did the June layoffs we knew were coming since January and pinned it on “AI cost savings” so that doing so would raise their stock price instead of lower it.

Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

I didn’t watch the sewage pipe much but I kept up my subscription for the next seasons of Corn and Asparagus, but when they raised the price I had to finally cancel.

Mock the Week was cancelled for revealing the truth of The Dip

What if Felis catus is an alien race that enslaved humanity (to play with our genitals) and the reason they all look strange in art from this period is because they hadn’t finished adapting to earth yet?

I’m an 18, but I’m here to see if anyone is routinely Donald Ducking it in bed, with a 5, 10, or 15.

They gave Betty White the best lines in that movie.

I think everyone is missing what that sign really means. It means, after all these years, we’ve finally found Louie!

The row of 20XXs makes me laugh. Looks real bright around 2077, you cyberpunk nuts.

Special relativity describes that as the light cone - if you flash a light somewhere in the universe, how much of the universe will see it.

I’ve never met anyone who retired to the middle of nowhere who wasn’t back near a city within 5 years because someone’s health took a turn. That includes my mother who dreamed of living in a small coast town all her life an did so after retiring, but my step-father’s diagnosis of parkinson’s cut that short.

Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).

My 50s house still has a glass brick window facing the driveway. It’s a great silhouette backdrop, if I leave the workbench light on.