My favourite kind of movie is when they take a classic movie and recycle it by making a much worse version of it, but with female characters.

Yeah, sort of. I can do 2km, but pretty slowly.

Talk to all of them but at some point start to focus more attention on the one you like. Bonus points if you show interest based on something they said, not just how they look. Find a common interest or something.

What country? Is it really rich if it can’t look after its citizens?

President of what? We have a prime minister

Here’s a story told entirely from my point of view, edited to make me look good. Am I the asshole?