Diplomjodler

I’m thinking a nice big roast. So make sure you take a shower before you come over. And a full body shave.

I guess that makes me a dinosaur? Alright then. Get off my lawn, damn mammalians, before I have you for dinner!

Wenn solche Kloschüsseln bei dir Nostalgie auslösen, bist du zumindest geistig alt.

Grüße von einem alten Sack zum anderen.

Us Germans, we take pride in our workmanship.

Basically, any house that had it’s bathrooms renovated in the last thirty years or so won’t have those any more

I tick all the boxes! Beautiful boxes! Nobody ticks all the boxes the way I do! Many people say so!