If he manufactures an emergency, then he can claim we need continuity of leadership. Hmmm, he wouldn’t…

Soak them in vinegar for 15 minutes

Lightly coat the spout with olive oil

Spray on condom

On the one hand, he makes a point, I don’t see nearly enough stories. But in the other hand, no, Trump may seem to be cleaning out the government, but he’s actually installing an oligarchy. The news only covers symptoms that are common between the two intents. I’m all for a good cleanse, but that’s not what is happening.

Pretty sure the whole thing is satire and that line is supposed to make it obvious, but I’m just doing me