Ahh. Pokémon Gym! I’m in my 40s, never quite got into Pokémon. My dumbass still should’ve gotten that though. ✌️

I remember thinking my EVGA GTX 780 TI was a beast, and that combined with a PS4, I had it all. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Now it’s like, “Mah name Jeff.”

I don’t know, I’m not a multiplayer guy. I was excited then disappointed honestly.

I’m too old to get this. 💪

JD Vance really wanted to stop there on the way to Greenland.

Mah name Jeff.

I hate how accurate this is. My fourth graders can’t use their own words to describe how it they feel. Like they just don’t have the equipment. THAT is disturbing. Remember folks, you can tell a lot from an, “I don’t know.”

This is where both traveling outside your own village and generational wealth come into play.

Oooooh, that’s a good one. 💪

Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.

That hump day is real shit though.