

Wasn’t Gadaffi killed by a mob?
Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
Wasn’t Gadaffi killed by a mob?
The ol poopypokeyhole…
Weren’t the pointy sticks like, parts of traps?
Anything is a microblog if you write short enough!
“When she stole my nose, she also stole my heart.”
That’s why you wear goggles, duh.
His mistake: She’s clearly a keeper.
David, you ho.
Made up CORPORATE holiday, just like Sweetest Day. We don’t even get it off!
You don’t need a day to tell that special someone how you feel, just do it!
Same.
Point of order: I’m actually an Mbinner, but I love beans and shitposting just as much as any lemming
Is this that “meat pie” I keep hearing about?
Because you don’t eat enough fiber or drink enough water?
My biggest gripes are garbage/dangerous interfaces (use PHYSICAL CONTROLS, fuck touchscreens!), monthly/extra fees for features that should be included with the cost of the car, and invasive tracking.
Oh, and manual transmission is becoming harder and harder to find.
Cars are also waaaaay faster today than they ever were in boomer days. You could smoke just about all their 1960s and 1970s muscle cars in a fucking current day Prius lol, never mind something that’s actually engineered to go fast.
So why say he was killed by a drone strike?