Gorilla

Their power to weight ratio is fucking wild, and they’re smart as hell

I’m in.

Complicated, sure

But really, how much worse could it get?

He definitely wants to make himself an emperor, and with that comes real danger,

Including those who are lucky enough to live in civilised countries outside the US

'Murica exports wars, both cultural and military, to the detriment of us all

If they get lucky, we all get lucky

I don’t believe this question is being asked in good faith

I felt my blood pressure rising as I read this

Perfect satire!

They’ll use whoever is useful

As a New Zealander, I endorse this message