It’s a tardigrade! (Water Bear)

Flashbacks to Assassin’s Creed 2 where you fistfight with the Pope.

Your honor, does this look like a man that has had all he could eat?

Soon they’ll be like Apple where you can actually go into debt by up to $20 through in-app purchases.

42069

Dropped the bass.

C

Straight lines and squares it is!

Why bother with pesky things like terrain and linguistic/cultural differences when everything could be perfectly square.

Everything’s computer!

We need more funding for RGB lit components for our programmers since this will make them better programmers

9-5? More like 8-5 at a minimum wherever I’ve been at.

Charge your phone ffs

Thong

Crazy Frog 🐸

Men just living in the moment, not a phone in sight.

You won’t learn how to be this swole… from a Jedi.

First I have to drink a verification can, and now this??!!

In a world full of ego-driven megalomaniacs, it is rare to see public expressions of humbleness.

Classic shitpost.