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IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

Hey, it’s me, the IRS. Venmo me your overdue taxes or else I’ll put a lien on your house, you broke bitch.

IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.

IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works · 11 days ago

Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.

IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works · 23 days ago

Don’t worry, tariffs will crash the stock, leaving thousands of human people destitute and several billionaires disgruntled.

IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Inshallah, may her cervix remain clean and unviolated by heretical penises