if you’ve got three hours to kill Paint Your Wagon is my favorite western. It has Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin in a polyamorous throuple.

yeah, i knew most other kids didn’t have five grandpas but that’s what I grew up with so it doesn’t seem unusual to me.

i watched Paint Your Wagon the other day and forgot how good some of the music was

Is that what they mean by trees screaming

I’m pretty sure that empty chair Clint Eastwood lost a debate to us on there somewhere too

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 🎶HANDS ME DOWN THAT CAN OF BEANS🎶

the vast majority of my work software is windows/mac (although the expensive software I wish I could afford just added linux support in 2022). that’s the big one for me. on a smaller note i haven’t checked on my games since, i mean if i’m going to have to run a windows box i might as well take advantage of the plusses, but i understand there is significantly worse compatibility on linux.

i still kind of regret not getting one of those hundred trillion dollar bills for 40 cents

“screwed” seems a little mild to describe it

See, heaven forbid I start dating again, I would take/use one where I’d be holding my cat. Whoever would be dating the both of us

godsdammit i knew buzzfeed was an nsa plot all along

everyone get xeroxcool, they like their water hot! maybe even with leaves or beans in it! THe hOrROr

i know my cats like it when i put ice cubes in their water tray during the summer. shit, one of them comes running every time she hears me open the freezer to get ice because she wants some, and it’s winter here. so get your snake some ice and a fur coat?

Whys the heat gotta be high to have my pants off I got fuzzy blankets that feel good against my legs

Yes and no. There’s always new ways to experience things. I just saw a great concert last night. I knew all the songs, but the presentation changed. People are always creating.

What if they come with blowing shit up? (we Statesians love our holidays)

I just decided your birthday is June 5, if you want to use it

Gesundheit

You have a divide by cucumber error. Reinstall your universe and exerting should sort itself out.

I mean the astrological holidays are just kinda there