JackbyDev

I view it as a thought terminating cliché people use when they’re too lazy ti fully explain themselves. It can be useful for things that are truly obvious, like if you try touching something fresh out of the stove without protection you’ll get burned, it doesn’t really add anything to bother explaining it.

Fittest for the purpose of being chosen by farmers to participate in breeding.

I feel like a better punchline might be something like “Hand washing is bloat”. I’ve heard this joke a million times in different formats. Marines versus Navy is the first that comes to mind.

Shout out to the random GitHub user that would periodically fork my college project about a Pizza shop’s inventory system and translate everything to Chinese.

If I can easily call Squeeb.js from the command line, then I’m using it. I’m assuming this is something I need to do once and never again. That’s my view of the hypothetical, at least. Definitely not using a c or rust library. GNU Scrimble is tempting. I honestly might try it first. I can just see myself getting lost and frustrated by the weird syntax of flags and lisp.

I’ll probably have to sit there and remember how to install something to use through the command line from npm. I’ll likely have an existential debate about whether it try yarn or not. I’ll see where the project is now and if npm still sucks. Then I’ll remember npx vaguely and try that. I’ll get all of this set up and leave it in my rc files only to forget what it all is the next time I need to squeeb a snorble or use any Node cli stuff.