Religious people: No, it is our merit! Thoughts and prayers!
Billionaires: No, without us everything would have collapsed a long time ago!
Politicians: We control the situation!
Bobby: I want ice-cream!

They’re square and beepy,
covered with buttons and screens.
It is so easy.
Or so it seems.

Stupid question; objects that do not emit sound-diapason waves can still reflect light diapason. What the fuck was that question at all?

It works for the programs you already know, but compiling something just to look if it is what you need – a pleasure far below the median.

When I was a kid we didn’t need nor wanted “mobile phones”. What for? For parents always be able to shout “Go home!”?

You can interpret it as “It was easy in the XVIII century, so it is totally trivial nowadays”

I never said that

Listen, this thing was effective right from the start. Do you really think it is so “technically challenging” if people from the XVIII century made it work from the first go? Any non-imbecile engineer would make needed calculations in no time.

Sausages aren’t cheap either, you know.

Samantha Manson: want some sandwiches with grass?

Pffft. Meditating. Fat squirrel just digesting.

Just avoid using radioactive materials on it and everything will be fine again in no time.

I don’t know, catch a woman, close her in the closet. Something like that. No idea, how would I know?

That’s ok – you just don’t need to cook for a nearest year or so if your family is of size of 2.

Sometimes I also ask myself questions. Like what have I done with my life. Never about the chairs I never had for sale though…

Depends on your culture. Ask local authorities/culturelogists.

<Sings in Pavarotti’s voice>:

Possum dorma
Possum dorma
Tu pure, o Principessa
Nella tua fredda stanza

Oh well.

Gods, dragons and democracy are real in context of their appropriate fairy tales. So gods are real in context of the story from Bible.

You were so serious, that I jokingly assumed that you never read a fairy tale in the childhood and don’t understand how fairy tale worlds are working. And where is the place where is no fairy tale books? History/documentalistic department of the library.

That was awkward :)

How far are we from the time when someone will just shit on the pizza and offer us to discuss?

That was a joke. Do you want me to explain the joke? That would be rude :)