I wonder if the water has that sweet smell of female nectar

funny

He ate the last person that asked to get by

Remember a time when something was just funny and not viewed through a political spectrum.

“choke the chicken”??

If you are not in a poor cell reception area, I can’t imagine why anyone would still have a land line.

I thought it said “Smegma” which is a natural, oily substance that accumulates under the foreskin in uncircumcised males and in the folds of the labia in females.

Easy solution. Set up several Cum Pits in the bathroom. Allow the boys to shoot their jiz streams into the pit. Clean out the pit once a month

Consider this a reminder to trim unsightly hair on your scrotum.

In my area a few places I regularly visit have gone to 18% tip included. When they bring you the check they say an 18% tip is already included and all you have to do is sign the check. They are not looking for anything extra. I like this. I also appreciate that the bartenders and servers at these places tell you that the tip is already included. The worst are those that automatically include a tip but never tell you and unless you read it carefully you are tipping on the food and the already included tip

a toy

I’d hit the custom button and leave my customary 20%. If course if they gave me any shit I would never return

I guess I’m always fascinated how some people, not you, go to a group filled with jokes and just can’t laugh about it but must make an issue about it.

who hasn’t had this happen to them more than once

https://medium.com/@chenreal/why-husbands-go-silent-8908efed7166

Why Husbands Go Silent

You are not considering the explosion of big pharma. Now there are drugs for everything. Now there is a drug to take because the other drug/s you are taking is having a bad reaction. It’s all about selling much, not all, unnecessary drugs.

First of all the shit post is a JOKE that’s why it’s a shit post. Stereotypes only exist because they have some basis in fact. In general, NOT ALL, men are less talkative than women. It doesn’t make men or women bad… it just is

Perfect scenario. One person uses the vibrator on themselves while the other directs the action with the megaphone

nice ass

Funny thing is that before all these unnecessary drugs it seemed that there were many fewer people who were nuts