Ah yes. As Republican Jesus said, “Blessed are the bad investments. May they always find greater fools and multiply.”

The love of a woman pales in comparison to the constant monitoring and scoring of Chinese intelligence services.

There’s an alternate reality where the 2016 or 2020 primary were held fairly and Bernie won. Democrats won in a landslide on a populist campaign and delivered FDR-style reforms that made people’s lives tangibly better.

But instead, we live in a world run by idiotic monsters and their simpleton sycophants. They’ll run it all into the ground to make just a little bit more money. They’ll watch the world burn, thinking they’re going to lord over the ashes.