Thanks for keeping me honest; that’s what I get for not checking the source of the quote

You’re not confused, the quoted person just doesn’t know how anything works. They’re a Republican voter, after all

They’re bleeding you, alright

Accidentally voted my wife into lockup… Whoopsies

Unless that’s the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt then I agree

Graugnard said while he supports government efficiency, he “didn’t vote for it to be implemented the way it’s being implemented.”

So, “they’re not hurting the right people!”

“I voted confidently with the intent that it was going to be done in a way that was technocratic and efficient and a bit more rational, and that’s not what happened,” Graugnard said.

Someone’s not paying attention.

Still, Graugnard said he does not regret voting for Trump.

“I still support all of the goals of the administration, and I think that I can respectfully disagree with the way those things are carried out,” he said.

There it is! Way to go, you dipshit bootlicker.

“I was telling the officer, if I can give him ID, but he said just keep my hands up, not moving,” Machado told Quiñonez. “After that, he told me to get out of the car and put the handcuffs on me. And then he went to me and said how did I get into this country and if I was waiting for a court date or if I have any case. And I told him I was an American citizen, and he looked at his other partner like, you know, smiling, like saying, can you believe this guy? Because he asked the other guy, ‘Do you believe him?’”

Just a fun game to smile at for ICE. Pull an American citizen out of their car at gunpoint for being brown, whoopsies! Fucking bastards

Even Chris Traeger on Parks and Rec ultimately brushed up with anxiety. Nobody’s immune to the problems of life

Hopefully you’re Monolith Soft and not Monolith Productions. My condolences if you’re the latter; I really loved F.E.A.R.

Generations aren’t monolithic.

This guy tends rabbits

Reminds me of “PROJECT FEAR” in the brexit debate

If only there was an abundance of evidence that Don fucks over people when they’re no longer useful to him. This poor woman. Where did I put my tiny violin?

Fake: FEMA? Seriously?

Gay: anon is constantly thinking about cracks

Bro it was just hyperbole bro I swear bro just a prank bro why won’t you just accept it was a joke bro

Ends with him getting nailed in the ass, the fake and gay just writes itself

What’s extremely rare about silicon?

Ty, I figured there had to be a double entendre in there.

Alejandra ultimately decided to “self-deport” to Mexico, rather than turn herself in to be detained and then deported. After 20 years in the United States, she no longer has family or friends in the country, so she chose Merida, a city in the Yucatan where a small community of deported military spouses might help her.

Pretty pathetic that a community of deported military spouses exists there. So much for “supporting the troops”.

I’m always reminded of this story when I think of Leopards ate my face

On Monday, the New York Times’s Patricia Mazzei published a dispatch from Marianna, Florida — a small, politically conservative town that depends on jobs from a federal prison and thus has been deeply hurt by the government shutdown. In the piece, Marianna residents grapple with the fact that President Donald Trump, who most residents support, is playing a role in the pain created by lost wages.

Most Marianna residents support Trump’s border wall, his key demand in the shutdown fight, and don’t blame him for the fight. But Crystal Minton, a secretary at the prison who is also a single mother caring for disabled parents, had a somewhat different reaction — one that reveals an essential truth about the core Trump’s political appeal.

“I voted for him, and he’s the one who’s doing this,” Minton told Mazzei. “I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

Crystal had her face eaten and I’m partly sad the leopard didn’t keep going because Crystal sounds like she probably deserves it