future home robot, fetch me a beer.

McDogFace

and Xi is holding a leash to Putin, while also a zombie on fire.

if you knew the correct timing/scale/scope you could be crazy rich from it all. nobody knows, even those causing it. personally ive been out of the stock market for 5 years expecting a crash and it hasnt happened yet.

because the middle class gets gutted.

first off, your trading account is in some financial institution that might itself shatter. without a federal rescue boat to save the little people. second, if the us economy actually collapses 80+%, nowhere else is safe. the european union and japan couldnt fend for itself without the current power balance holding firm. china is in a terrible state itself already. no easy answers.

he’s panning for turd gold, and eats fiber like clockwork. he keeps a bucket as a comfort animal, and cuts his hair in honor of it.

you could gentrify a neighborhood selling these hipster mobius bagels to couples.

answer enough to finish with a good question.

i’ve heard the first rule of negotiations is don’t answer any unasked questions.

i used to fold a paper towel into a kind of bubble box and get it wet. then i’d throw it hard onto the ceiling where it would stick for about a minute. then i would wait for it to fall on someone coming in and i’d giggle for decades about it.