Modern Star Trek will invite old trek fans.

Okay buddy, there are some lines you just don’t cross. Be very careful now. Modern Trek flavored sci-fi isn’t Trek! 😭

Tiberius

Seriously, fuck Excel for this. I always hate to look up function names in German.

I had this realization some days ago and am nearly ashamed to say that because it took me some decades to think of it.

My dogs know very well what cheese means.

That’s fine.

That’s true, but once my apartment is on fire, I don’t really care if it was the cable or the connector.

My insurance might be interested, though.

More like php, VBA or Scala. I know, many like Scala, but… Nah.

We should feed them to Linus

Yes, but did you know they’re probably false?

There’s a whole lot of river to swim between fair and equal treatment and full fledged socialism. Not everyone on “the left” sleeps with Karl Marx under their pillow.

I like boobs and I came in contact with way too many horrible languages ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*visual basic for applications

“You can have her back, but only if you clean all the levels, I gooed up.”

How sure are we that she didn’t stage the hijacking to make him clean up?

Edit: I wasn’t sure if I remembered the plot correctly and it turns out I didn’t. Mario was accused of gooing the island up and was forced to clean it. I don’t think there was a princess involved.

“Still no girlfriend? When marriage? When grandchildren? Marry her, she’s a doctor!”

Shut up! I swear I’m switching to Emacs if you don’t stop!