It is not, at all, eugenics. Nothing in my unpopular opinion has anything to do with genetic traits

I laid out some bare minimums: knowledge about how to take care of and raise a healthy human child and the financial means to do so.

Eugenics is trying to erase particular traits from a genome which is not, at all, what I stated in my unpopular opinion. I just would like people who are wanting (or whoopsing) a child into the world to have the bare minimum knowledge and tools to do the job “correctly.”

I am not worried about helping people poop better

But you can start them off on the right foot by making sure they have the knowledge and the means to do the job correctly

Becoming a parent is not a right, it is a privilege (I guess). You need a license to get married, drive, hunt or fish, your dog needs one. There should be some sort of class and background check you must pass before being allowed to procreate. Just the basics like: this is the level of care and support this small helpless mammal needs to be healthy and grow to maturity. This is how much, minimum, that quality upbringing will cost and do you meet that bare minimum level of competence and income to raise a healthy baby.