God works in mysterious ways

The alcoholic driving instructor. Her name is Madam Hooch, what more proof do you need?

The only reason airlines would have you do that in the first place is so you can kiss your ass goodbye.

2026: GNU/Hurd

Also lucky that girls never wear heels, that would make this much worse

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

I for one refuse to entertain “wokeness” as it is grammatically incoherent.