When the mafia finally catches my bass.

So you are saying Pluto is a fish?

I like this, chihuahuas and wolves are the same species, but are very different morphologically.

I love to say “before the turn of the century” when referring to stuff like 1997.

American scones are very sweet compared to what they make in Britain. They will put sweet cream or jam on them to sweeten them up.

I live in the states and haven’t seen a smoking section of a restaurant or bar since around the turn of the century. There are ones which have smoking tables outside too close to the door, which sucks.

It’s funny watching old movies like Airplane where he was buying a plane ticket and she asked “smoking or non-smoking” and you remember that people used to smoke while trapped in an airplane.