I’m formally launching the #tellthem campaign.

I maintain that if drug-sniffing dogs actually knew what it was that they were doing, none of them would be drug-sniffing dogs.

Can I please get a wider shot so that I can identify the Best Befussy?

Can confirm. I’ve sang this to my daughter at bedtime nearly every night for five years, including tonight.

I fucked my wife in the bathroom window of the Hyatt in Calgary, in front of a beautiful, sprawling downtown core. The trick was to leave the lights off inside the room.

When I was a kid my dad told me not to fuck with the insulation. I fucked with the insulation. I should not have fucked with the insulation.

I see posts like this every now and then, but I’m not convinced this is happening on any real scale. In fact, most pro-Trumpers I’ve encountered have been making excuses for every shady thing he’s done since taking office as “getting America back on track”

That’s the Fart Monster 2k.