Both of them?

Or get a real dog, if I wanted something that size, I’d get a freakin’ cat.

That was especially hilarious when I learned about the “whig” party in early US history.

“Holy shit! They were saying that back then??”

just get you a snapping turtle. they haul ass!

Ain’t trying to be “cool or romantic.” Just trying to get through life. Get over yourself.

If I was attractive, yes.

Even the outlet is going “wtf man?” D=

That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.

Besides the hangover? Pretty good.

Just had to ruin a good joke with political whining.

Yeah, the McRib is back tho.

Bill Gates has always looked like an old woman on her way to bingo.