I upvoted this comment without even reading it.

Passive morbid ideation vs suicidal ideation.

Exactly!! Do you know how much happier I’d be at work???

And can you imagine the outlook integration? If an email says “as per my previous email” you get the FATALITY soundbite when you hit send.

Honestly excel would be more exciting if the commentator from mortal kombat described my actions if I correctly use a function.