Komodo Rodeo

“Rats and viscous rhinos. They are eating the babies, they are eating the dogs and the cats.” * accordion hand motions *

Yes, exactly. It’s a kind of antiquated medical definition for anyone who strangles the salami lol

Do tell…

Plot twist, the truck was vanity plated as ONANIST, but OP didn’t know the meaning and covered it with the caption.

There’s a mod for that, you could have grass.

“Livin’ the dream.”

Unsure about “permanent ban”, but have only recreated a duplicate profile as a means to follow the same content without commenting or posting.

I hopped onto the Reddit train late in the game, partially because I was busy elsewhere, but also because of the kind of bullshit that I’d heard about which wound up being pretty accurate. Inter-subreddit feuding, mod omnipotence wielded without the sort of checks and balances or the discretion that it should be, etc. I’m a little annoyed, but not really all that put out given how little I valued it to begin with. It’s said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, but there wasn’t even so much power to be had, some Mods were perfectly reasonable while others were practically bursting at the seams to fuck with users and jerk themselves off about it. I’ll settle for news, steam giveaways and smut, thank-you-very-much.

The Loosh Farm.

Now that’s something altogether different. I’ve heard it said before, but haven’t seen any really detailed report about it. If true, I want to know more, is there any source to the allegations? It’s plausible, absolutely, and if true would lend credence to accusations of Russian interference in the U.S. elections using Trump as an asset.

Trump might be a gigantic piece of shit, but this just looks like a Cordon Bleu presentation - 1/3 the food of a standard restaurant serving at 3x or more the price & with a purposefully pretentious layout. The sorts of meals that would make someone aping at high station say something like that it was “an exquisite opera for the palate” while pinching their thumb & index finger together, and tilting their head back. I don’t know enough about the Trumps to call them nouveau riche, but he’s got all the class of a tuxedo stolen from a corpse by grave robbers, so this setup at his golf course’s restaurant tracks perfectly IMO.

The only good example from a movie/show that I can think of is the cooking scenes from Hannibal: https://youtu.be/YbLPiaVxKWA

Agreed, the man bankrupted a casino. How do you bankrupt a fucking casino?!

I’d argue that a cretin is the best type of fascist to have as an opponent. Nobody really wants to square off against some Machiavellian genius if at all possible, right?

That repulsive orange dolt is so inept that I keep expecting to hear that he slipped and broke his skull on one of those golden toilets of his. Even his own allies don’t really like him, this situation is like some kind of delirious stage farce with an antagonist who has no redeeming qualities. If shit hits the fan, he’ll have already insulted or impugned every single person to whom he might have called on for aid, and they’ll all want to out-maneuver him instead for all of the indignities and insults he’s doled out.

Oh yeah, damn. Was this close

Be careful how big a slice you eat then, lest you be visited by the ghost of Walter Brimley 👻

A valiant effort, but how does it taste?

The horse? No, not yet lol On that note, watch out that the castle drawbridge doesn’t crush you to paste.

Sooner than Halflife 2, I fear 😜

Nethack. 100% this is Nethack.