I agree we should nuke the uk, im pretty sure the entire monarchy are lizards who eat people for not bringing flies

Skynut is coming, in all its smutty glory and we can do nothing about it

Fake: anon has parents, everyone knows parents are illuminati machines designed to and raise clones of the original founders to see if one has all the qualities of the originals to put on the throne and lead the world to a new era

Gay: anon makes eye contact for 0.000001 seconds with something that has a penis and is now super super gay

I had the exact fucking same thing happen with metal gear rising, except it wasnt the drivers it was the wine config missing a ddl library for, wait for it: a fucking vr support library. A 3d PS3 game that doesnt support vr in any way, needs a vr library to function. Still pissed about that

Definitely fake, but not sure if gay or straight.

I picked up a vape off the street a few days ago to disassemble and see how they work. I definitely get that nicotine craving they are talking about. The slightest whiff of that things odor is enough to make you curious to more. Ive had to put it in a jar to avoid the sweet smell

Hammod usesch ah fookin toylet an Jame commi’s arson

Professionals have standards

The goodest boy

There is a saying that god gave man a brain abd a penis. And only enough blood to run one at a time. That is unfortunate, but thankfully the brain works tirelessly to activate the latter as much as possible

Finally a good use of ai

Non credible defence is leaking over

Wheres the fucker who made loss in his commits

I have 2 sides: depressed and depressed.

God damn it, i knew this would traumatise me, and i still clicked

Go fuck yourself you rock loving perv, take your big stone post and deposit your filthy sediment somewhere else!

My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.

They look exectly how i thought they looked

Do a barrel roll!