Ask Lt Tasha Yar

Saved in /dev/null which I’ve discovered has infinite storage space for write-once-read- never data.

All of mine are called do_thing() because after a few days of working on it, the scope creep always means the original name was wrong anyway.

Are you telling me they didn’t actually find a spitfire on the moon?

Belief in religion is not at all voluntary in some places. At least lip service, while still going through all the motions.

Like the Eurostar

Needs more AI to randomly guess what the columns might be

Isn’t this more about things falling apart when the person wanted to continue doing it? If I want to run a shop but it doesn’t work financially, then my plan has failed.

https://what-if.xkcd.com/31/

Truck bandwidth

I have a handful of friends I’ve lent around a grand to before, one considerably more than that. With a repayment plan set up, which was followed, but I don’t really know or care what it was used for. Avoiding high interest rates on credit cards I assume.

Yup. I was really quiet old before I heard much Elvis or Michael Jackson. My parents just never had it on in the house. My best friends dad had a tattoo of Elvis, but still.

A teapot, no. A racecar, sure, did it a while back and then basically stopped talking about it.

Damned right

Schedule, I have to say the correct pronunciation every time I hear it said differently.

John Green talks about it often

All women have to do is iron his shirt and make sure there’s food on the table when he gets in. He’s out in the real world doing manly things to bring home the bacon.

I love the ambiguity of what you’re supposed to throw in the river

This was a breath of fresh air during the doom scrolling

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/portugal-f35-jets/

Sort of true. Doesn’t sound like there’s a government able to make such decisions at the moment.

France is bacon