Shit happens

The current pope isn’t dead yet, but that’s not a problem for Trump

Oh, now I get the joke.

What’s the latest news?

Only ones who knows how to make proper tech images are the folks at O’Reily publisbing

Sure mate. Sounds like you could be president of the USA

Not really. A baby’s first shits (meconium) smell very sweet. Mostly because it has only digested amniotic fluid up to that point, which smells very sweet as well. So a new born baby smells sweet all over.

No, it’s the uterus juice (amniotic fluid)

Seriously. First birthdays are like last birthdays. Just a lot of drooling, incoherent babbling and shitty diapers.

They hand those out at conventions too (or you can buy them, I guess). It’s basically just a small sticker that you can just stick over your shutterless camera and now it has a shutter.

LOL, the TinyPenisDatabase

Maybe it’s milk from six different mammals. Like, cow goat, sheep, bull, human and platypus

As a quick remedy for acid reflux, I recommend Marie Biscuits or Rich Tea Biscuits. They kind of seem to absorb the acid reflux… I don’t know how it works, but I always used to have a pack of those Biscuits in my bag when I used to have regular acid reflux. They worked very well for me. Of course, changing my diet and lifestyle worked much better and now I haven’t had acid reflux in years.

I need a kubernetes cluster with high availability, load balancing and horizontal pod autoscaling, because that is something I want to learn. I don’t care that it’s just for wife’s home-made dog collars webshop.

There’s only one way to eat kale: “Stamppot”

Edit with simple recipe: You boil the kale. Boil some potatoes. Throw them together and mash them with a masher. Add some fine cut bacon cubes (lightly fried) if you like and add pepper and salt and gravy to taste. Don’t forget to serve “rookworst” on the side

Paint me like one of your French girls

Google is better as a verb than a search engine.