Oh, he has risen alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Thank you for explaining it nicely :) that is what I meant to say.

Sleeping on his side, losing weight, and not smoking are all immediate things that could help, assuming he doesn’t do those things already. Have him get tested for sleep apnea, as that can sometimes be a cause of snoring.

Asking where someone is from is a common bit of information people ask/share during introductions, so it’s normal to be curious about that. It’s also normal to want to maintain privacy online, so don’t let randoms on the internet pressure you into sharing anything you’re not comfortable with.

“Water me, asshole”

-Sent from my iPhone

Go drunk OP, you’re home.

If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor

Blender and a funnel!

Fleshy car wrap :D

If anything, it makes me more curious about how it smells and tastes. I can’t help it, haha XD

This video of two Danes trying Surströmming fish had me in a laughing fit.

Congratulations! You’ve discovered generalized anxiety.