How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.

Reboso.

Ah… A command line expert! LOL. Pine, putty then.

And what did these poor hoses look like before kinking like that oh Mr Internet hero corrector Sr!?

I don’t think so. I think its puddy. But agree on the comments. I hope its puddy. I’m at a hotel room, I hope its puddy!

Thank you! Kinks can be deceiving.

Fine, but there’s a kink on that curl.

The loop has a kink.

Its not terrible but I would expect better. Over time the hose will leak or cause the valve or fittings to leak. It sets my plumber senses tingling.

Hmmm… Mmm kay

Yeah there are issues.

How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

…oh OK, very nice Mr…what did you said your name was?

Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?

Look mah! I fixed the laptop! You just go here, pick a new laptop and they send you one right away! In the mail! Its just 14,000,000 Google points! Pretty cheap right?

Its solves a Google problem…how can it get more of your money?

Doggie wallet! You give your pet a monthly Google allowance to spend on Google, and then watch how happy he is to spend it on fortnight and rowblox.

Wow! Very nice going TimApple!

Clippie: it appears that your trying to something or another blah blah blah jackidy shmackidy.

It might be more valuable now as a civil rights activist talking point trophy.