Don’t make me get the educational film out.

Surviving Life With Your Gigantic Penis by Chris Boden.

Yes, that’s the title of an actual book.

For this? I’d hit the custom button and put in $0.02, and then tell them exactly why they’re getting that tip. I only get “thank you!” if I double the cost of my order? fuck off. 30% is not a “so-so” tip, that’s the upper end of the best tips I give.

I reckon it’s the cleaning.

I’ve never used contacts because the idea of touching my eye squicks me out (even if it’s something meant to go there, just – no.), but having your eyelids do all the cleaning and never having to worry about them getting dirty or scratched while using them is probably something a lot of people appreciate. (obviously you do still have to be careful with them when they’re not in your eye, but they’re much less likely than glasses to get dirty or scratched)

Me, I’m happy just using a microfiber cloth and being careful.

Didn’t he later admit it was shopped?

I go to Lemmy to escape the depression and the depression has followed me here, marvelous