This excerpt gives context and tone:

I respect you technically, and I like working with you.

And no, I am not looking for yes-men, and I like it when you call me out on my bullshit. I say some stupid things at times, there needs to be people who just stand up to me and tell me I’m full of shit.

But now I’m calling you out on YOURS.

Welcome to the jam

Okay good, I was afraid you were unaware of the importance of rebalancing the humours in your blood.

Humor, I hope.

Also, the reason for that is that the water conducts electricity, which only matters when the electronics are on at the time. 70% is still going to evaporate before you turn it on (given that you’re not fully submerging the thing and getting liquid deep in crevasses).
Also maybe look out for charged capacitors and batteries.

It’s the dang magic packets in the water supply

Spaces! Tabs! Spaces! Tabs!

Aaaand we’ve arrived at UnixSurrealism

Since I had it handy, here’s the source meme for the uninitiated:

I see a lot of overlap from where I’m standing.

The wordplay alluded me.

Four of them.

Like learning Thai!

Canonical, looking for the name of the next Ubuntu release:

Linus stepped away from the spotlight and apologized and went to therapy and changed his behavior