I’m almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn’t give a shit really.

• me, an ice cube
• can’t wait to get out of this place
• door opens every day, but never get to leave
• anon finally picks me out–this is my chance
• wriggle out of his inept grip
• make a break for freedom under the fridge
• mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under

Planes fly because aerodynamics.

Helicopters fly because money.

Any type of glue is fine. Just stay away from the cardboard derivatives.

You can find many discussions about that online, and it’s basically a BE / AE thing. In BE, it’s not correct, hence I’m annoyed a lot of the time.

I’d just like to thank you for writing “how big a deal” instead of the now ubiquitous “how big of a deal”. That would have really annoyed me.

I remember hearing a story of a UN or EU real-time translator working German to English suddenly stopping, the English listeners looking a bit confused, and after another 15 or 20 seconds of hearing the German speaker continue with still no translation, just heard a whispered “the verb, dammit, the verb!” through their headsets.

‘Get her!’–that was your whole plan?

You should read his wiki page–quite the rollercoaster from tax evasion, Wimbledon commentator, professional poker player, to prison.

Sometimes you can Ctrl+drag (which is copy) text to those annoying ‘repeat your email’ fields that won’t let you paste.

!!true

Sardines, olives, capers.

Lots of percussive maintenance going on around here, but one that sticks in my mind was testing some of the first 486DX PCs in 1990. One particular specimen from Compaq would only boot after hard power off by taking the lid off and tapping the CPU with a screwdriver. Worked fine after that.

When I was 18 and in my first job, my boss and I installed the very first windows NT file servers for a major uk public sector organisation. They were all named after beers that we’d drunk on team nights out. We had Blacksheep, Tanglefoot, Snecklifter, and so on. They were in a test environment so it didn’t matter. Until they went into production…

That was over 30 years ago now, but I still usually resort to beers.

But you get the joke faster now.

Looks like the start of a round of Mr Thumb

This is the way.

How does an uneaten pizza end up in the attic? I’m so confused.

Yes, that’s the point. The limit c denies the possibility of a perfectly rigid body existing physically. It can only exist as a thought experiment.

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