Bender was the evil bender!?

Bread and circuses.

Though that’s a little antiquated, so now it’s “high fructose corn syrup and superbowl”.

Whatever’s important to you.

There’s no meaning, no purpose.

… That you don’t provide yourself, and it could be anything.

I’m not your mister, buddy.

It’s an uphill battle to adjust to the taste, but once you’re over the hump it’s just deserts.

Her nickname is Branches.

Well, hardly ever.

idkfa

Violates the Law of Demeter

Refusing to recognize my autonomy

Glad that, as an infant, you exercised your own autonomy, when your parents decided to circumcise you.

If you did exercise your own autonomy as an adult, then fine. That’s not what we’re talking about.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a persons who is refusing to admit.

Thanks for demonstrating my point so effectively.

It would require that a significant portion of the population admit their parents mutilated them as infants.

For some reason, they refuse to admit they were mutilated without their consent.

Some of them have subsequently mutilated their own sons, and admitting that was mutilation is beyond their capacity.

In which case it is cosmetic surgery.

One does not Botox an infant.