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I prefer to buy the entire seasoning industry, then several cows, and then drop a thermonuclear bomb on us all.

It’s a one-shot deal, I’m just waiting for the perfect moment.

The first, with pepperoni on the left and mushrooms on the right, arrived correctly partitioned, though reversed from the specific left–right orientation he had ordered.

“Dammit, Michelle, they got it backwards!” Michelle: (spins pizza 180°) “Witchcraft!”

“And so you see, children, it is certainly acceptable for both of the words “Nazi” and “mercy” to be used in the same breath: where it provides no benefit whatsoever to the Nazi, and only heralds their imminent and extremely unpleasant demise.”