Bidet with a quiet-close toilet seat 🧑‍🍳💋

I’m happy for you, but please don’t call my diet trash; you would be surprised how much nutrition pizza bagels and Yoo Hoo have combined.

She didn’t want to. She didn’t belong in that body.

If you have the latter, you probably have the former.

🔫🧑‍🚀 step away.

In the Mr. Rogers documentary, even he was asking his wife if he was a good enough person when he was nearing the end of his life.

His wife obviously told him he did more than enough and he was silly to even ask that question, but in a way I was happy to hear he asked that of himself because it shows how universal that question is of the human experience.

…uh, for anyone who has empathy anyways.

I will fucking murder you over this rock.

My friends and are I looking into making our own commune.

unless you send the message alongside a Bitmoji they aren’t gonna read it…

…why am i helping you?

I need to delete this thread in the event my spouse sees it and gets any ideas.

I appreciate your clarifying what shouldn’t be put in the oven given the context of the community we’re in.

Plus I may have, at some point in my life, put a plastic (electric) kettle on a burner when my parents asked me to put the kettle on.

…I should probably be dead by now.

Do you happen to know if most microwaves throw a fit when they’re run while empty/with nothing to heat, or if it just some of them? I feel like i should’ve known that little factoid by now.

I need that for my weed vitamin d deficiency, and my cats hogs it.

I do, and I’m learning from this thread that that may be my solution.

Now to learn about what makes a plate oven-safe, though I’m sure it’s fine at the lowest temperature.

In a restaurant, they may just grab a plate that has just come out of the dishwasher since industrial dishwashers are really fucking hot.

I guess part of me knew this was the real reason the plates were hot and not because the diner warmed them up for me.

but that’s so much woooork though! for slightly-warmed plates! i gotta wait for it to heat up just to put a plate in there? my time is too valuable for such lengths!

…bah, this is probably the right answer.

My kitchen does not have enough room to accommodate something of that magnitude. Phooey.

It’s called alexithymia. I have it and it sucks.

Oh I’m having a panic attack? What about? …no idea? Oh ok. Uh. Guess I’ll ride this out then.

Don’t ask where the bodies are, don’t tell where the bodies are.