Despite living in a country where cash is practically non-existent (Netherlands), this is my reason for keeping a cash-jar.

OK Tankie

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs his heart the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.