Haha, fair enough! I’m glad you do!
If you believed the stereotypes, you’d think we’re the only ones, sometimes :)

I would happily pull out my old dictionary and grammar books, for sure!

My colleagues have fancy terminal applications with fancy backgrounds, so I thought the reflection was a cool frosted glass transparency effect, at first.

And with the amount of memes being sent across throughout the day, I reckon if it were silly videos, they would eat that up.

Also : watch a video while that command runs? “Fuck yeah”, they’d say!

Nah, just that WinDev thing.
On the plus side we have actual holidays and good luck bothering me outside of hours, haha!

It should have been Latin so at least you could feel like a magician or something

We call it tréma. Aka diaeresis. It explicitly tells you to pronounce two vowels near each other separately.
A typical use is to indicate a normally silent vowel must be read out. For example “maïs” (MA-EE-S’) is completely different from “mais” (MAY).

Here, they are famous for their pinup calendars…

French fucking Excel formulas is an abomination and needs to die.

I see this is not your first rodeo!

I was gonna say that for Chinese but I ain’t got a nice gif like that.
Also no plural.