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Idiocracy 2, where the dumbest priest ever is sent into the future to save Catholicism.

You must be offended that Starbucks has Italian named drinks too.

FYI: No one who has ever had a “caramel macchiato” at Starbucks has ever had a macchiato at Starbucks.

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

I took one college course and couldn’t handle it. On top of that I was the weird student that wanted to use a Mac instead of the school’s own computers. So anytime I had a problem, the teacher would just blame me using Xcode instead of Visual Studio.

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

Did you read the article? It says they had an immigration application currently under review. That isn’t the same thing.

Sus to be hanging out with a 17-year-old.

EDIT: Anyone not understanding the joke, just look up the lyrics to Dancing Queen by ABBA.

I’m not saying you’ll want it, just that it could stop these Tesla showrooms from existing.

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

This wouldn’t be a problem if showrooms for direct to consumer car buying was illegal too.

EDIT: In case you aren’t aware (not sure if this has changed in the last decade), in a handful of states, approximately 17 (maybe less) do not allow direct to consumer dealerships. This means in states that have laws against this, the manufacturers can not operate a dealership which they sell the vehicle. So effectively Tesla must conduct their sales entirely online. Since laws very from state to state, so much as discussing pricing can be illegal. If states are gonna ban the dealerships then why not just make the showrooms illegal too?

Got what? I didn’t explain to you what I know.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it meant. They didn’t ask for anything specific. Just asked if I knew anything.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it is I know and then pay me again to explain it.

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

In this case it might be actual Whites doing said washing.

I like to point to Idiocracy (a movie you couldn’t make today but I saw for the first time in 2024; I think it was good) which Crocs are used as shoes for the future because they were not widely available and the costume designer said “There’s no way people will wear them.”

I stand vindicated that Crocs are idiotic.