Can someone pitch this to the Onion? they’ve been losing credabilty after Trump took office.

Really hoping the people in the middle east will be able to access aid the coming weeks/months/years, feels like a rhyming shit show is about to unfold there

Imagine she waited until they boarded the plane, yikes

To be honest, even though kidnapping a eu official is a much bigger deal than a Swedish citizen, I totally understand why Greta’s involvement lead the news before. But now Greta is safe is am really glad the news is continuing to cover this. Could be more, yes, but if this happened last year there would be a lot less news coverage for sure.

I understand every single word and am up to date about what’s happening in LA and some other places, but can’t make sense of this. Can someone please simplify this for me?

We also use the word for hunting in fighter jets (jachtvliegtuig = hunt airplane, straaljager = jet hunter), imagine Dutch being as influential now as is was then; we’d have yacht airplanes.

It’s not just stupid, it’s false.

fun fact, in dutch a potato is called an earth-apple