Oh damn, I’m definitely saving this one for later.

No, not like that. These entitled workers should be falling over to thank their employer for the jerbs they created and kiss the ring for paying them what they are legally required to. Duh! (big /s on that one)

“I thought they were only going to go after and hurt the people that I hate!”, cries dumbass.

Just buy another hard drive, damn.

Just updated and it’s even better! Excellent first impression.