Where do I find such gf?

Easier cleanup

I don’t bother with such peasantry. My servants handle that.

I don’t have servants

Amperfy

Too real

He is correct

Both

5,6,9

I’d volunteer for that

Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

That is bad. Animals don’t always understand why they are alone.

Most stray cats I see are alone. But they have the whole world to explore and need to hunt, so getting lonely might not be a problem for them.

Suffering from success

Fuck me. I have been through this phase. It fucking sucks but it is comforting. Yes, I needed therapy.

Wtf

Get topped (straightly)

Life pro tip

Most smokers want to quit or at least they say they do.