Super Smash Bros Brawl had it for the adventure mode too

this is entirely incomprehensible

Okay, I suppose in the future I’ll do better to check my privilege. But what does mental arithmetic have to do with handedness?

Once upon a time I read a statistic that said left-handed people were more successful than righties so I taught myself to write and do all sorts of things left-handed. I’m still a fuckin loser but at least now I’m ambidextrous, so take whatever lesson you want from that