How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?

Good thing it wasn’t a 4x100m relay.

It’s more like : oopsie woopsie! The train has broken down. We’re trying very hard to fix it. Maybe you’d better take a bike (or “bwike”)

If I’d known it was hammer time I would’ve stopped.

Hope she used a McIntosh apple

I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.

Hulk fart!