ohmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ71dN1zs5w

Hint: It’s NSFW, people. And kinda disturbing.

For anyone curious, that comes from

https://ss64.com/bash/false.html

Mmm, you don’t see enough typeface humor these days…

My requirement with this page is it has to load really fast, because I return to it often while working / browsing. So yeah, it’s really lightweight and easy to maintain, as things come and go. The source is stored in Forgejo! (the “Code” button there).

I just hacked a simple HTML page for this, with big mobile friendly buttons.

That page is served by nginx in my server and is my default home page on my phone and desktop.