Shmalarmed - The shlarmled who are aware of the shlarmling.

A house

We peacefully fell out of contact

There is not enough stimulation in a small community. In the US, they are also usually full of hateful/ignorant people.

Also, some of us are gay.

Not cool bro

Notice how it stated an opinion. Is it likely that statement was planted there?

Yes

I would not have assumed common sense needed to be stated; any observer can tell we are not being shown a rock.

That’s not a rock.

Are we all in this meme?

Whichever is most likely to kill me at its velocity

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